You may think you know the story of Santa Claus and his elves. You probably think him and his elves make toys all year round for all the good boys and girls but in all actuality no. So if you don't want your perspective on Good ole saint nick ruined then you should stop reading now if you decide to keep reading I will expose Santa clause for the Immoral Chubby man he is. From the stories you've heard about Santa you think him and his elves live happy lives in the north pole and make toys all year round but I am sorry to break it to you it is totally untrue. His Headquarters is really in the south pole at an undisclosed location in and on top of an ancient glacier where he has enslaved an ancient race of elves that has lived there for thousands of years. He makes toys all year round and sells them to stores all over the world but around November every year he stops selling them and stocks up in until December 24th. Then he breaks in to peoples houses when you think he is really giving you presents when really he comes in just to eat cookies and drink milk because in the south pole there isn't that many cows or bakerys.
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