October,28- Mixed bag

                     
                                                                  Albert Einstein

                                         One day on the set on the set of that 70s Show the directors son was grounded and his mother was out of town on a business trip so on that day for the director it was somewhat like a bring your son to work day. There had always been rumors of Albert Einstein's real body was somewhere buried under the set of the show somewhere in an underground tomb.
Even though Adam, The directors son was grounded we all know how dads are they are a little more cooler when mom is not around. So he just let him wonder around the Whole set as any 12 year old  boy would do. He also had heard and remembered  the rumors of Albert Einstein's body being somewhere. So he searched through the set every door closet and room was searched but nothing was found. Adam was disappointed but not very sad he knew they were probably just rumors. But after an exhausting 30 minutes of diligently searching for the remains of this Great man he decided that he needed to use the restroom. Then when he did what he needed to do he shook the handle to flush a different way then the whole wall opened and thought that it couldn't be true. He looked passed the fact that the wall just opened up he made sure he locked the stall he was in and then went inside. Travled down the long hallway until he saw the tomb of the great Einstein. He couldn't believe what he saw so he ran back up told his dad and was then Ungrounded and everyone was happy and the boy was now famous for finding the lost tomb Of Einstein

Monday,Octoer 27

                                 

                      W- Wonderful
      O- Observant
      L- Loving
      F- Fierce

Friday,October 24-X marks the Spot

                                                           The Spot

   After 3 weeks of sailing in the Indian Ocean me and captain price have found where those French buried there treasure. We found the spot they buried it under the huge banana trees it wasn't even that hard to find it the grass hadn't even grown back all the way so you could tell it was recently dug up. So me and Captain price went back to the ship to get a couple of shovels to hurry through this whole digging situation. Then after about 20 minutes of rigorous digging *Cling* we hit the treasure box me and captain Price were grinning ear to ear. "Pull it out he says" and after a couple more digs I pull it out and crack open the treasure box but leave it closed so me and Price can talk about splitting it 50/50 so then I open it up and dancing rocks flood out. Startled and confused me and price look in the Chest and see it was nothing else and our whole journey was for dancing rocks that fled away dancing into the water.

Thursday,October 23- Battle of the puns

                                                          
                                                            Pun Battle
      
      Then another lame joke spewed from my opponents mouth saying something like my shoes are ugly and hes going to take them then I said "what you seize is what you get Then the Pun off had began. This whole situation had started from something so minuscule and it was the last of the honey Smacks so right there in the kitchen is where the pun off began was in the kitchen. He started by saying my hands are wheelie dry and ashy and then rolled a cheese wheel towards me. Then I stunned by the cheese roll and the word play of my name and the word really try to come back with something somewhat soft. I reply with and you have a berry old hairline then pick up a strawberry and launch it at his head. But the battle was short lived because we had to go to church that morning so I ended up making a grilled cheese sandwich

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Tuesday,October 21

          
                                                               Old Man

             Caroline thought  the old man reminded her of someone if she didn't know the person.
she studied the man to the hat that he was wearing to the tips of his loafers and still couldn't figure out who. Then her bus approached and she stepped on then awoke. It was a dream but a weird one she thought about it a little bit while she was up but didn't think about it to much and continued her morning routine. Then she walked outside to the cool crisp fall morning to her bus stop and noticed the same old man from her dream sitting on the bench across from her. She was stunned and confused for a moment in time she rubbed her eyes a couple more times to make sure that this wasn't her eyes fooling her and the old man was really there. So dazed and confused from what she was seeing she decided to go across the street and speak to the old man but as soon as she made the move to cross the street she saw her bus approaching from the corner. Disappointed and somewhat and somewhat intrigued

she got on the bus and thought about the situation.

Thursday,October 16

                                                              Rain

                                   It helps the land grow and the worms Show
                                        When it leaves I smell a musty earth
                                        but then plants sprout from the dirt
                                         So much gray but then after it so green
                                        It rains in October like it rains in the spring
                                       It happens so all the little animal can eat
                                      It happens so I can have a burger full of meat
                                         The clap and lights from the sky
                                        Always reminds me of a warm 4th of July
                                        

Wednesday, October 15- I rember When..

                                                             Remember  When

                                                     I remember When
                                          My Nintendo was plugged up In The Den
                                         and I still had all my neighborhood friends
                                      not a problem not a worry everything was fine
                              The only time something wasn't fun is if the sun didn't shine
                                             Not a problem not a worry everything was fun
                                         I wish I could go back but those times are done
                               to the Football passes with dad that knocked air from my lung
                             the worst pain there was being to close to a nest and being stung
                      and the feeling of excitement when my friends are out and my door was rung
                                              Its not fair how its so short lived
                                   But it all comes back when I look at the scar on my chin.
                               

 

Friday, October 9th

                                                                       Pet Peeve

 I wake up on a Saturday morning feeling refreshed and full of sleep I decide I want to play my xbox but I am famished. So I go downstairs to get a fat bowl of fruit loops. I pour my cereal in the bowl and then make my way to the refrigerator and open the cool box of wonders and reach for the good ole Mayfield milk. As soon as I pick it up I notice it is super light and I put it back down and pray to God that it is not what I think it is. Then I muster up enough courage to pick it up again and my night mare is a reality and the carton of milk is empty. Why? I ask myself  why would anyone even think that's fine? Knowing the milk carton is empty but puts it back in there giving the illusion that we have milk. When if it wasn't in there in the first place somebody might have taken the initiative to go and get some milk. Now I sit here on my Saturday morning being hungry.

October,6 ,14

                                                               Allen Iverson

                                
                                                  Growing up I am broke mom has no money
                                 I have to were the same clothes to school kids think its funny
                                              I have two little sisters to look out for
                                        Because daddy didn't want us and hit the door
                                        I am Not Good in school but I know I can hoop
                                               and I know I can play football too
                                        So everyday I Got to practice for my family
                                Any sport I can get a check from ill do it doesn't matter
                            So one day we can were clothes that aren't old and tattered
                                   In high School all my teams climb the ladder
                                            This year basketball champion
                                                     Next year football
                                           I celebrate at the bowling alley
                                         A fight breaks out now there mad at me
                                                          Now I am in Jail
             

Thursday,October 2nd

                                                             The Frog Prince

  One day a princess was walking in the woods of her Castle Property when she was grounded from all electronics and hanging out with her royal friends. While passing the pond she saw an odd looking frog with a little gold crown on his head. She stared intensely at the peculiar frog  wondering were it came from then the oddest thing of all about the frog it spoke. In a deep voice it said if you take a picture it will last longer. Then hopped over to her and gave her the run down on why he was a frog it turned out he was prince that owed a witch money and that's why he was a frog. He told her he was the prince of a nearby kingdom and if she kisses him and turns back that He will marry he and make the strongest kingdom on the continent. She agreed and kissed the frog prince then she turned to a fat dear fly  and the frog ate her. Then the frog filling accomplished muttered under his breath works every time.

Wednesday, October 1

                                                                 
                                                                       Bad Wolf

                                                   Always Lurking Somewhere in the cut
                                      Why doesn't he stop he already blew down my brothers hut
                                                He ate my cousins my dad and my uncle too
                                              Now my brother jarred I don't know what to do  

 

                                                            Hide or run none of this is fun
                                                            But if I don't I too will be dead
                                                          Build build and bar my door
                                            Now that mean old stupid wolf cant terrorize me anymore.